The entirety of our musical department's resources go on the man, the myth, the musical mastadon Felix Lighter. A former member of GCHQ, Felix has turned his years of experience with data and electronics to create the ultimate musical albums of all time. No musician has ever been as polific or as interesting as Felix Lighter. You may disagree, but you're wrong, dead wrong.
When he is not making music, Felix is working for non-profits, saving children from unbelievable situations. He's a hell of a good guy, and worthy of support.
Why not show your support for Felix by making all of his songs reach the top of any number of pop charts so we can spead his message to the people.
More musicians will come, and we shall hear their call.